(Scene: Joey and Rachel`s apartment)

Chandler: So, you and WORD tonight, huh?

Joey: Yeah. It`s actually our first official WORD.

Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You`re WORD?

Joey: Naa, no. This is the part I`m actually WORD at.

Chandler: What must it be like not to be WORD by fear and self-loathing.

Joey: (WORD) It`s OK!

Chandler: How can you be so WORD?

Joey: Well, I... I know exactly what I`m gonna do!

Chandler: Really? Like you have a routine?

Joey: No, no no no no. See. Each WORD is different. You have to appreciate their WORD.

Chandler: Really?

Joey: No, I do WORD things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her WORD.

Chandler: You mean like this? (he starts touching Joey`s WORD in a funny and awkard way)

Joey: NO! Not like that, no no. No, like this. (He starts lightly grazing Chandler`s WORD)

Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that`s quite WORD. (They look at each other, both embarassed)

Joey: More WORD?

Chandler: ...and WORD!!