Ladies and gentlemen of the WORD of WORD: Wear WORD.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, WORD would be it. The long-term benefits of WORD have been proven by WORD, whereas the rest of my advice has no WORD more reliable than my own WORD experience. I will WORD this advice now.

Live in WORD once, but leave before it makes you WORD. Live in WORD once, but leave before it makes you WORD. WORD. Accept certain WORD truths: WORD will rise, WORD will philander. You, too, will get WORD. And when you do, you`ll fantasize that when you were WORD, WORD were reasonable, WORD were noble, and children respected their WORD. Respect your WORD.

Don`t expect anyone else to WORD you. Maybe you`ll have a WORD; maybe you`ll have a/an WORD spouse. But you never know when either one might WORD. Don`t mess too much with your WORD or by the time you`re WORD it will look WORD. Be careful whose advice you WORD, but be patient with those who WORD it. Advice is a form of WORD; WORD is a way of fishing the WORD from the WORD, wiping it off, WORD over the WORD parts, and WORD it for more than it`s worth.

But trust me on the WORD.