Dear School Nurse: LOLLYGAGMARTIN will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of FLU and has horrible HOSPITALS and a/an BUSY fever. We have made an appointment with the STICKY Dr. MALARKEY, who studied for many years in HOME and has 63 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs. TIRED.