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Down With Love - The Monologue
NAME OF GUY IN ROOM [1]_______________________ NUMBER [26]_______________________
NAME OF GUY IN ROOM [2]_______________________ NOUN (PLURAL) [27]_______________________
LENGTH OF TIME [3]_______________________ VERB [28]_______________________
NOUN (PLURAL) [4]_______________________ VERB ENDING IN "ING" [29]_______________________
OCCUPATION [5]_______________________ NOUN [30]_______________________
NOUN [6]_______________________ ANIMAL [31]_______________________
VERB ENDING IN "ED" [7]_______________________ ANIMAL [32]_______________________
BODY PART [8]_______________________ FOOD [33]_______________________
NOUN [9]_______________________ EVENT [34]_______________________
NOUN [10]_______________________ EVENT (PLURAL) [35]_______________________
VERB ENDING IN "ING" [11]_______________________ NOUN (PLURAL) [36]_______________________
ADJECTIVE [12]_______________________ VERB ENDING IN "ING" [37]_______________________
NOUN [13]_______________________ NOUN (PLURAL) [38]_______________________
ADJECTIVE [14]_______________________ VERB ENDING IN "ING" [39]_______________________
VERB [15]_______________________ FAMOUS QUOTE [40]_______________________
ADJECTIVE [16]_______________________ NOUN [41]_______________________
POPULAR MAGAZINE [17]_______________________ ADJECTIVE [42]_______________________
ADJECTIVE [18]_______________________ VERB ENDING IN "ED" [43]_______________________
NOUN [19]_______________________ NAME OF GIRL IN ROOM [44]_______________________
VERB ENDING IN "ED" [20]_______________________ ANIMAL (PLURAL) [45]_______________________
NUMBER [21]_______________________ VERB ENDING IN "ING" [46]_______________________
VERB [22]_______________________ NOUN [47]_______________________
NOUN [23]_______________________ NOUN [48]_______________________
LENGTH OF TIME [24]_______________________ VERB [49]_______________________
ADJECTIVE [25]_______________________ VERB [50]_______________________

NOTE: Some words may occur more than once.

I didn`t fall in love with           [1]          .
I fell in love with           [2]          .
And that was           [3]           ago,
when for three and a half           [4]          ,
I worked as your           [5]          .
I don`t expect you to
remember me. I wasn`t a           [6]          
then. But you did ask me out.
And it           [7]           my           [8]           to say no,
but I loved you too much.
I couldn`t bear to become
just another           [9]           in your           [10]          .
With your           [11]           habits, I knew
that even if I was           [12]           enough...
to get a regular spot
on your rotating           [13]          ...
I would never have your
          [14]           attention long enough
for you to fall in love with me.
I knew I had to do something
to set myself apart.
I knew I had to quit my job
as your           [5]          ...
and           [15]           an international best-seller
          [16]           enough...
to get the attention of a New York
publisher as well as "          [17]          " magazine...
but           [18]           enough
that as long as I went unseen,
"          [18]          " magazine`s star journalist...
would refuse
to do a           [19]           about it.
I knew that every time we were supposed
to meet, you would get           [20]          ...
by           [21]           of your many girlfriends
and stand me up...
and this would give me a reason
to           [22]           with you over the           [23]          ...
and declare that I wouldn`t meet
with you for           [24]          .
And then all I would have to do
was be           [25]           and wait...
the           [26]           or three weeks it would take
for everyone in the world...
to buy a copy of my best-seller...
and then I would begin to get
the           [27]           I would need for you...
to, one, see what I look like, and, two, see
me           [28]           you in public...
as the worst kind of man.
I knew this would make you wanna
get even by           [29]           one of your exposÚs.
And in order to do that,
you would have to go undercover...
assume a false           [30]          
and pretend to be the kind of           [31]          ...
who would make the kind of           [32]          
I was pretending to be fall in love.
Since I was pretending to be a           [34]          
who would have           [33]           on the first           [34]          ...
you would have to pretend to be a           [33]          
who wouldn`t have           [36]           for several           [35]          .
And in doing so,
we would go out on lots of           [40]          ...
to all the best places
and all the hit           [36]          ...
until finally, one night, you would
take me back to your place...
that you were           [37]          
was someone else`s...
in order to get the           [38]           you needed
to write your exposÚ...
by           [39]           me
until I said, "          [40]          "
But saying "          [46]          "
was also my           [41]          .
I just wanted to tell you
the truth so that when you
heard me say, "          [46]          "...
you would know that I knew who you were,
and you would know who I was.
Then you, the           [42]                     [2]          ...
would know that you`d
been           [43]           at your own game...
by me,           [44]          ,
your former           [5]          .
And I would have,
once and for all, set myself apart...
from all the other           [45]          
you`ve known, all those other           [55]          ...
that you never really cared about,
by           [46]           myself someone...
like the one person
you really love and admire...
above all others: You.
Then, when you realized that you
had finally met your           [47]          ...
I would have at last
gained the           [48]          ...
that would make you wanna
          [49]           me first and           [50]           me later.
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